The 7 Trillion Dollar Man

when those generous banks go bankrupt
when those poor millionaires are down on luck
when those leftist noble laureates are stunned abrupt,
and those unionized workers suck our blood
here comes henry paulson,
OMG, dude's so freakin' awesome
he isn't one in a million
he is "the one" with 7.6 trillion

Thanks to Abhishek who put this together from our IM conversation.