Double Take

Note: This is my first attempt at satire.

A conversation over heard outside Raj Tackarey's office right after Supreme Court gave its judgment:

Raj: "We should take our agitation against these North Indians to the next level. "

Raj : "Any Ideas?"

Apparatchiks start thinking hard. Clock starts ticking. Minutes pass by.......

Apparatchik 1: (With gleaming eyes) " We should show how Marathi Manoos are affected economically because the North Indians end up with a lot of our money."

Raj : "How?"

Apparatchik 1: "We print all this money here in Nashik and it is ours. This Reserve Bank comes and distributes this to North Indians leaving little for Marathi Manoos. We should agitate against this socialism."

Apparatchik 2: " What is printed in Maharastra stays in Maharastra."

Apparatchik 3: " Marathi money for Marathis!"

Raj : "Excellent. Tomorrow we start our agitation against the Reserve Bank and North Indians using money printed in Maharastra. All our Manoos will be behind us. We will ask for an end to this state sponsored socialism."



Meanwhile, down south in Tamil Nadu, Karunanidhi with his astrologer recommended yellow shawl firmly on his shoulders, chastised Hindus for wearing a Tilak and said it did not make sense to his "rational" mind.

Wonder how a meeting between a yellow shawl sporting "rationalist" and Tilak sporting Marathi Manoo would go.